Father of stramash hails ‘truly splendid’, er, Stramash

One of the joys of writing Homage to Caledonia was the written correspondence that trickled in once it had been published.

Letters came from relatives of those who had gone to fight or nurse and those with queries or corrections. There was also one from a man asking me to write to the Morning Star and assert Glasgow Rangers’ anti-fascist credentials, but let’s not go into that here.

The signs are that it might just be the same with Stramash: a fortnight ago I received a letter from a Queen of the South fan who had been attending games at Palmerston since 1946; then last week a missive from the father of the word ‘stramash’, Arthur Montford.

As I banqueted on his typed words, I may have been mildly excited. The content was fascinating, the praise flattering; my forehead tattoo of ‘A truly splendid book – Arthur Montford’ is so far turning a lot of heads, I can tell you. 

In old clips, Montford’s voice and his poised yet dramatic phrasing had long made my heart sing (that and my appalling diet). Anyhow, I could go on, as Mrs Stramash has found out since the letter arrived, but here are a few lines contained therein:

Your chapter on my home town team Morton was outstanding, a wonderful blend of the town’s history and the glory years (and not so glory years) of the team. The club chairman Douglas Rae and I watched our first match in 1942 and, during the war, watched Stanley Matthews and Tommy Lawton playing in a Morton forward line.

Cowdenbeath was a gem. I once described Central Park as ‘the ground time forgot’ and got a going over on our next visit and one musn’t linger in case you get attacked by the stock cars coming in at 4.45.

All in all a perfect tonic for this afternoon’s cold. Log fire, kettle on, dog stretched out…a truly splendid book.

Cloud nine? I can just about make it out from up here.

Stramash Sunday Herald review

This niggly extra Bank Holiday gives me the chance to catch up with such things as taking down Christmas cards while tutting at the dust and posting a link to Ian Bell’s piece on Stramash, published way back on Boxing Day:

Ian Bell Stramash review

Goals on film

Yesterday brought a tremendous morning’s filming at Alloa’s Recreation Park for an STV news piece. 

Being behind the scenes at a football ground still brings out a Santa’s Grotto feeling in me. Around every corner are unseen, evocative areas consumed by the crisp stench of Deep Heat. Cluttered, clarty noticeboards list club fines for players who leave socks strewn across the dressing room floor. I particularly enjoyed a Championship Manager ’93-style bash on the tactics board: expect Alloa to play 2-2-6 on Boxing Day.

Anyhow, if you’re still reading then click below and forward to 22.30 mins for the result:

STV News at Six, December 21st

News and views

Stramash has enjoyed a fair bit of press coverage of late (well, I’ve enjoyed it: no matter how hard I try to coax them, those 224 pages still won’t express their own emotions). I’ve now created a Reviews section, chiefly because I remembered how to add pages.

The new issue of The Leither is out now, and also carries a wee interview. I’m determined that no-one should escape my piffle.

Fat Steve McDonald, you're just a fat Steve McDonald. Photo copyright of the outstanding Ryan McGoverne (www.ryanmcgoverne.co.uk)

Win a Stramash

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Win, and you’ll feel like Gordon Ottershaw, 6.39 in:

Stramash in the box

Stramash makes a pleasant appearance in the latest Scottish Football League official newsletter. Look: Linkoln City

As it appeared at the head of this rather brilliant newsletter. Subscribe: you'll not regret it

It’s the first time I’ve been in a newsletter since 1997, when the local version repeated a complaint about the noise coming from our garage. If only they’d not stopped my band Popular Front practicing, the village-based socialist realist post-post-punk we know and love today would have had a very different sound indeed.

Also in this edition (and indeed in Stramash, plugging fans), highlights from Raith’s stupendous 1994 cup victory against Celtic. Days before that match, a buck-toothed snapper named Anthony Charles Lynton Blair popped into Stark’s Park. Blair’s meeting with manager and Countdown fan Jimmy Nicholl passes unmentioned in A Journey. Typical of the man.

Record maker

Stramash made the centre pages of Saturday’s Daily Record with a feature article by Frank Morgan. Brilliant stuff. Aside from the 50 Years of Coronation Street quiz, easily the best thing in that edition: Linkage

Start of the website version and a cryptic golf-based advert.